Moss Muffin
A tender buttermilk muffin adorned with our signature green moss frosting, made from wild mint and spirulina. Each bite reveals hidden pockets of sweet bog berry compote.
$3.50
Deep in the misty heart of the Squashy Swamp, where ancient cypress trees whisper secrets and morning fog dances between the branches, lies a hidden culinary treasure. The Swamp Bakery has been serving mystical delicacies to weary travelers and local bog dwellers for generations, transforming the wild bounty of the wetlands into extraordinary confections. Our bakers work by moonlight, infusing each creation with magic that only the swamp can provide. Open daily from dawn to dusk, 6am - 7pm, we invite you to taste the mysterious flavors that emerge from our marsh.
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Bog Croissant
A buttery, flaky croissant naturally tinted green with spirulina and wild herbs. Stuffed with a rich blend of aged swamp cheese and aromatic marsh herbs that melt into savory perfection.
$2.75
Swamp Latte
A mystical green creation blending premium matcha with creamy pistachio milk and a hint of wild mint. Topped with foam art.
$5.00
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CUSTOMER FEEDBACK
Ribbert Swampington
"Ribbit! These moss muffins are absolutely croak-tastic! I hop by every morning - they're the perfect start to my lily pad lounging sessions. Ribbit ribbit!"
Chillbert Marshmeadow
"So chill, so good. The bog croissants are incredibly relaxing to munch on while I float in the warm swamp waters. Very zen vibes, my dudes."
Sssylvia Slitherscale
"Absssolutely divine! The sswamp latte hassss the perfect blend of flavorsss. I come here every week with my ssscale friendsss - we love it!"